Tribune Chronicle | TribToday.comhttp://www.tribtoday.comTop Headlinesen-usTue, 21 May 2013 14:55:54 EDTTue, 21 May 2013 14:55:54 EDThttp://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rssDances with regrets:?Why I?didn't go to high-school promhttp://www.tribtoday.com/page/content.detail/id/587838.htmlThere are many, many high-school rites of passage. Your first football game. First bully encounter. The first time you drive to school after getting your license. Rival-school-mascot-abduction. Embarrassing senior photo.Sun, 19 May 2013 00:00:00 EDTRounding up the cowboy wisdom for lifehttp://www.tribtoday.com/page/content.detail/id/587738.html"Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.'' ''Speak your mind, but ride a fast horse.'' ''Generally, you ain't learnin' nothin' when your mouth's a-jawin.Sun, 19 May 2013 00:00:00 EDTClanged by cow comparisonshttp://www.tribtoday.com/page/content.detail/id/587413.htmlHis first mistake was thinking she'd take it as a compliment to be compared to a cow. ''I meant that you're loyal. Like cows,'' he bleated. She was too bull-headed to grasp reason. Soon, his head clanged like a cowbell. ''But it's true,'' he said.Sun, 12 May 2013 00:00:00 EDTA Mother's Day ode -and apology -to my Momhttp://www.tribtoday.com/page/content.detail/id/587410.htmlI am using this space to confess a gross misdeed I have recently committed. Not often has such a lowdown, dirty being slinked forth from the primordial ooze to commit such sins.Sun, 12 May 2013 00:00:00 EDTSome words of wisdom, straight from Momhttp://www.tribtoday.com/page/content.detail/id/587397.htmlIf you're looking for a column about anything other than Mom today I'm afraid you should continue on in your search. Because, even if I tried, I couldn't not tell you about how much I love my mother.Sun, 12 May 2013 00:00:00 EDT